You know you’re a red neck if.. .Your 4 year old is talking to her Daddy on the cell phone and you hear the following conversation.
Britton- Daddy, where ahh you going?
Big Daddy- Hunting
Britton- Ahh you hunding deers or birds?
Big Daddy- Birds.
Britton- How you gonna pick dem up? You can take a dawwg wid ya to pick dem up.
We live in a golf course community, however we still seem to have a plethora of deer (mostly doe). Britton is always the first on our family to spot them- whether we are on the golf cart, or in the car- she can spot a deer for 30 yards away.
It must be in the blood.