This paints the perfect picture of what a typical day in our house is like.  The Toddler (yes, proper noun, Sassy) likes to stand on glass coffee tables, pull tops off antique ginger jars (Ginger breaking a ginger jar- get it?), tug on Poochie’s tail, and fling his Chobani Greek yogurt across the floors and wall for fun.

He must see the end of our index finger a good bit.  
The good news is I do believe there is a light at the end of this toddler tunnel and common sense may be here before too long. 
Climbing atop our kitchen table will be a stunt of the past. Right?