I should have just stayed home yesterday, starting at my dog’s urine puddle. My day only got better from there.
After dropping off children at the second school of the morning, I began the 18 minute drive back to my house (I know this because, if my calculations are correct I spend approximately 6 hours week driving Raynes to and from his preschool). Insane, I know.
That’s when the bitchin’ Camaro drove into the back of my SUV while stopped at a red light. Wait it, gets better… he then fled the scene. Yes, drove away leaving me with minor damage to my bumper and major damage to my nerves. What a class act that driver was. Sped away as fast as he could. Awesome.
So you see, I really would have been better off cleaning up after Tucker’s little (large!)
accident incident yesterday.
While I could get used to this whole keepin’ it real thing, I thought I would go all Brian Williams on you and end on a happy note.
In case you are wondering where you go to get your craft on, when Curious George in the form of a 2 year old brother lives in your house, here is your answer.
The front yard, of course.